Joe Biden is having a problem with gaffs again.

The verbal errors have plagued the former vice president's career ever since he was just

an idiot.

But now that he's also a daughtery old man, they're beginning to become a genuine burden

to him, though there is source of never ending hilarity to the rest of us.

Last week, Biden explained to a group of voters that, quote, poor kids are just as bright

and just as talented as white kids.

But Biden quickly clarified the remarks saying it was just a gaff that accidentally revealed

his underlying disdain for African Americans.

He then explained the clarification saying it was just a gaff because it accidentally

revealed what the first gaff accidentally revealed when he had meant to disguise what the

first gaff accidentally revealed with the second gaff, which he had intended not as a gaff,

but as a cover-up.

Biden then clarified the explanation of the clarification saying that it was a gaff

because he hadn't meant to reveal that it was a cover-up, but had instead meant to cover

that up.

But another rally Biden said that Democrats, quote, choose truth over facts.

Unquote.

Biden later clarified that gaff by saying he had meant to say Democrats choose narrative

over facts, but had become confused because Democrats think truth and narrative are the

same thing.

He then said this clarification was a gaff because he had no idea what he meant to say,

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