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🗓️ 19 October 2023
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Comedy quick hits from Bert Kreischer Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, Sherrod Small
In this video, you will be entertained with some of the funniest comedy clips. These hilarious clips have been curated from Opie's solo show, which he embarked upon after the end of the Opie and Anthony Show in 2014. Opie's solo show has been acclaimed as some of his best work in his career, and this series serves as a quick moving best-of for those who are looking for a good laugh. Get ready to be entertained with these funny small bites from some of the best comedians in the business!
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| 0:00.0 | Congratulations to Magic Johnson, what he has he's now been living with HIV for twenty five years |
| 0:09.2 | He killed it. Magic at 20 five years. They killed it already imagine man. Actually, he doesn't have it right yeah |
| 0:15.9 | It's not to take him in his body. It's not detectable in his body supposedly. So it's just like we thought HIV is for poor people |
| 0:23.8 | You know black people don't get a don't get a they don't get |
| 0:27.8 | Oh boy |
| 0:41.4 | I told the lady I was like listen, I got a thousand dollars in my sock. Put me up there. I belong up there |
| 0:49.9 | Don't we all think that I felt it in my heart. It doesn't matter what you do for a living |
| 0:55.7 | Everyone thinks they belong up in first class. I was like I'm Spanish panther put me up there |
| 1:02.8 | Don't you understand there was some kind of mistake. Yeah, don't give me gummy bears. That's not gonna help anything don't appease me |
| 1:10.1 | Sir, sir. I think there was some kind of mistake. I should be in first-class |
| 1:13.5 | I'm like put me up that totally thousands of things. Oh, we can't do that on the plane |
| 1:17.2 | We don't you know it's full up there. I go get somebody out somebody isn't belong there get him out get him out |
| 1:24.7 | Remember the prior and I hope we go you go down to blog bank. I hope you get sickle set |
| 1:30.3 | Dracula is from the prior drunken |
| 1:32.3 | Yeah, suck your ass away from him |
| 1:34.1 | I'm just like vlog you go down to mom bank. I hope you get sickle set |
| 1:39.8 | What was the prior joke because when I was a kid you have to have two things ringworm be able to talk a dog |
| 1:48.7 | And then a flight came in from Honolulu you should see how stupid the people look |
| 1:54.0 | When you finally land back in Newark because when you're in Hawaii the lay makes sense the stupid flower in the hair makes sense |
| 2:02.8 | Say that you got a shirt that only makes sense in Vegas. It's got two green martinis and it's as Vegas |
| 2:08.6 | Did you you guys hear the 911 call about a squirrel yet? What? It's a good one. What happened? I'm a fan of the 911 calls |
| 2:17.1 | You love working as a 911 fan of the 911 calls. It's beautiful. This is just a microphone. We're good |
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