Ep. 744: Mississippi Cumbler with Blaire Erskine

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Blaire Erskine joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the business Blair wanted to take to Shark Tank, the probing inquiries on Blaire's wikifeet page, and everyone's local media aspirations.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.7	On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:11.4	It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thornton, America's radio sweetheart.
0:14.7	Jordan Morris, boy detective.
0:16.8	Jordan, happy Father's Day to you every day.
0:21.0	Every day. Jordan.
0:22.8	Even Father's Day?
0:24.3	Even Father's Day. We're recording this on Father's Day,
0:26.8	but of course our audience won't be hearing it on Father's Day.
0:30.4	But, you know, as that guy who was walking the opposite direction for me at Kaiser once set.
0:35.6	Happy Father's Day to you every day, Jordan.
0:37.8	Thank you. I mean, I, you know, I'm not a father. I got to get a son.
0:41.2	Of course, as long time listeners know, got to get a son.
0:45.6	Do you not have a son?
0:46.6	No, I got to get one.
0:48.0	Oh, I have one.
0:49.0	Yeah, no, I know.
0:50.8	You're always waving that son in my face.
0:53.6	They can be feel like a real dick.
0:55.2	Yeah. I do send him to your bungalow to knock on the door.
1:02.0	Then when you open, he just goes, he just flips you a double bird and laughs in your fucking face.
1:07.4	Because you haven't been able to create a lot of things.
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