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Cult Podcast

Ep. 74 Jilly Juice: Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

History, True Crime, Comedy

4.41.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2019

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

One lady's crazy cabbage juice recipe becomes 60,000 people's cure for cancer, autism, and homosexuality. This smoothie of craziness makes for a pretty shitty cult.  Buy tickets to our live show at www.panicfilmfest.com/podcasts

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody I'm Armando Torres and I'm Paige Wesley and I'm Andrei Azuto and this is the show before the show

0:07.0

Here we are we're here to remind you that guys were in Panic Fest 2019

0:12.0

Panic! Yeah, we're going to Kansas City, Missouri on January 26th, where we will be performing at The Shining Theater at 7 PM.

0:31.5

And you should come out not only to see our live show because it won't be on the feed you can only see it live but also to see how cold

0:38.7

Californians can get. Oh no yeah we had a discussion about how it sucks that the only one of us here that knows how to drive in the snow or ice is Andrea and I've seen her drive in the sun and I do not trust her with my life.

0:53.0

I'm a great driver.

0:55.0

I've never been in an accident.

0:57.0

I maintain my theory that perhaps if we were to drive with her in the snow,

1:00.0

she'd be a great driver.

1:02.0

And that perhaps the sun is just her not getting to exercise the full range of her driving skills.

1:08.0

She's just compensating for the ice the whole time.

1:10.0

Exactly, the whole time.

1:11.0

She's just like, these roads are so smooth

1:13.4

So yeah if you want to see all of these things

1:16.7

Then you should come to Kansas City Missouri on Saturday January 26 at 7 PM tickets are available on our website which is

1:24.8

cult podcast show.com or at panic film fest.com slash

1:30.9

podcasts. We've already sold a few tickets and there's only about 40

1:35.1

tickets total so buy them early because they could sell out and we want you all

1:40.5

to see it if you're there. Yeah we'd love to see you it's the debut of our lives show. It's got everything you could hope for. It's got the speculation zone, true crime, Satanism, and a bunch of very, very dark shit. Yeah, oh, and the visuals too yeah they're gonna be fun

1:54.4

they gave us a screen they don't even know the mistake they've made they have

1:59.1

a fucked up they have no idea what we can do with screens

2:04.7

So we've also heard that they may be passing out cool aid so oh yeah drink it. Oh my god what? Yeah

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