This is the podcast for May 20th, 2011. It's not safe for work.

Recorded live from the please for the love of God draft Jim Demand headquarters.

It's the professional left with Drift Glass and Blue Gail.

As you know, I'm sitting in the utility room of my mom's house far, far away, between the cornerfield and the castle.

The door closed because there's been some grave illness in the the family and everything looks to be slowly on the mend, but I'm down here visiting my stepdad who's in the hospital.

So I want to give a shout out to him because one day he's going to hear this and wish him well

and good health and speedy recovery.

But it puts me in an undisclosed location.

Not like you know where I'm at on any given day anyway, but this is a really undisclosed location.

And I'm also a little bit tired.

Well, it's all had long days.

That's right.

Yeah.

So, but this is us because we've done this now, as you pointed out in the pregame, every week for a year and three months.

Three months or so, yeah.

Yeah.

So we are real dedicated to this.

And I must say to everyone out there, Blue Gal moved heaven and earth and got me off my ass to get this thing done today. So she deserves all the applause.

Kicking you in your ass, I deserve applause for kicking you in your ass when your stepfather

is in the hospital. No, we got to do podcasts. No, I'm not that much of a bitch.

No, no, but we committed to do this.

We said we were going to do it.

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