Ep 74: Freaky Fritzday

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2013

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Crick's latest invention causes confusion--and body issues--among the crew in this fready Halloween episode!

Improvised on September 8th, 2013. Title suggested by Hannah Parsons via Facebook.

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0:00.0	Welcome back to another episode of Tales from the Ship.
0:18.5	This week's episode is pretty interesting. See the effects that can come from a corned beef sandwich.
0:27.6	Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Captain, I have found a way to make the ship about 200% more efficient.
0:48.4	Wow.
0:49.0	This device that I've created allows you to transfer the mind from one crew member to the body of another
0:56.7	crew member and vice versa. So you can trade minds. So, you know, somebody who has a really
1:03.6	inefficient body like Ensign Arbuckle, you know, he's super obese. Yeah, he's big fat guy. You can,
1:09.3	you could transfer his mind because he's a really bright guy. He's a big fatty though. Yeah, he's super obese. Yeah, he's a big fat guy. You could transfer his mind, because he's a really bright guy. He's a big fatty, though. Yeah, he is. He is a big fatty. You could transfer Ensign Arbuckle's mind into... Tubble up. Into Lieutenant Atlas's body. Mm-hmm. You know, Lieutenant Atlas is really, really strong. But he's an idiot. He is. He's really dumb. But he's no chunk of dunk like our buckle. No, he's not.
1:31.5	He really isn't. Anyway, so I think that by using this, just for short periods of time, and then people could go back to... Blubber butt. He is. He's a big blubber butt, Captain. We could improve efficiency on the ship just dramatically.
1:46.3	Well, I...
1:46.9	Well, I...
1:46.9	Captain, I just came to tell you, oh, look, a corned beef sandwich.
1:50.4	What?
1:50.7	No, I can put a sandwich on the machine! Ah! Ugh!
1:59.2	Is everybody okay?
2:02.0	Are you guys okay?
2:05.2	Yes, Craig. What were you saying? Continue.
2:07.6	As your captain, I order you to continue.
2:13.6	I have to eat this sandwich and then kill my mother and get back down to making love to the ship.
2:14.7	Oh, shit. Pardon me.
2:17.6	Hold on. You guys switched minds. I've got to change you.
2:19.2	The machine shorted out.
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