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Potterless

Ep. 74 - Deathly Hallows Ch. 23 w/ Helen Zaltzman & Martin Austwick

Potterless

Mike Schubert

Arts, Books, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.88.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Helen Zaltzman (The Allusionist) and Martin Auustwick (Song By Song) bring British wit and humor to a discussion of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include pathetic death eaters, the most unrealistic thing at Hogwarts, Marine Biologist Slytherins, Sorting Hat theories, slash fiction, wet socks, Nuremberg, gif/jif, forced masturbation, Ron: Fuckwit or Ninja?, wielding multiple wands, and more!


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through the Harry Potter series, just a few quick

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announcements. First, wanted to give a reminder that for the April 29th episode, one week from today,

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it is going to be a bonus episode of Potterless because I will be in Italy and I will not have

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the ability or the time to make a full episode. It will be the Harry Potter debate that Lauren

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the Multitude Live show in Seattle. It's very funny. I'm very proud of it. I think you'll enjoy it too. It just makes sense for me to take a break here. I've never taken a break and I'm going to be out of the country. So I think it's all going to work out. I hope you understand. Also a friendly reminder that you can see me and the Multitude crew

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