Ep 74: Clacton Spills, IKEA Chills and Glastonbury Tingles

The Trawl

Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

News, Politics, Government

4.7 • 867 Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2023

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

We’re off to the seaside! But don’t get too excited - it’s for the ‘Leavers only’ edition of Question Time which will leave you bathed in bewilderment as opposed to sunshine.

And then to IKEA we go where Robot Rishi is telling everyone it’ll all be ok. Coooolll.

In fact, apparently, we all need to just ‘hold our nerve’ because that’ll pay the bills.

Marina and Jemma discuss festivals and the highlights from Glastonbury 2023. Only GB News don’t approve and somehow manage to compare it to the migrant situation. Astounding really.

Pudding is a beauty. What’s known as a spine - tingler. Enjoy!

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0:15.0	Tax Act can think of a million things more fun than filing taxes.
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0:22.8	Sitting in traffic. Folding a fitted bed sheet. Listening to your coworker talk about his fantasy
0:29.2	team. Digging a hole. Digging an even larger hole next to that original hole. Unfortunately,
0:36.1	Tax Act's filing software can't make taxes fun, but Tax Act
0:40.6	can help you get them done. Tax Act, let's get them over with.
0:45.7	The only impressive thing about Rishisholnike is the man with such little backbones, even
0:49.0	able to stand up properly.
0:52.7	Hello, and welcome to The Trawl, where we scroll scroll through social media so you don't have to.
0:57.7	I'm Gemma Forte.
0:59.1	And I'm Marina Parchus and this trawl has a summary feel because we're not only off to Glastonbury, we're off to the seaside.
1:07.8	Clacton, to be precise.
1:09.4	Only, before you get too excited, pop your bucket and spade down,
1:12.5	because we're going to go there to trawl through what happened on question time when they went
1:17.5	there for a special episode to mark the seven-year anniversary of get our Brexit. And it was special
1:25.7	because the audience only comprised of leave voters. There were no
1:29.6	Ramona's allowed. And 70% of the good people of Clacton voted for us to economically shaft
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