Ep 734 - Kidnapped by the Krampus, by Emily Shore
Overdue
Headgum
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2025
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Happy Hornydays everyone! This extremely explicit dark holiday romantasy is sure to land someone on the naughty list. Please note that this story about Twyla and her adventure into the world of Krampus is very much Not For Kids. But does it give adults everything they want for Christmas?
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
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