Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

It's Jordan Jesse Goe, I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart

Jordan Morris, boy detective

Well, I've got great news Jordan

H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h

Finally, fucking, finally man

Good for you

You, you've had it coming

Good, you

I- you deserve it, whatever this is, you deserve it

Because you work hard, you're a father to three beautiful children

And of course, taller than average

So, it's about time, let's hear this good news, I'm gonna get into a receptive posture

I'm gonna get ready to receive your news

I think a lot of us are trying to figure it shit out

And especially, poof, tell me about it

Especially with the way the world has been going lately

Yeah, say no more

It's been kind of dark times out there and a lot of people have been taking the opportunity

Reconsider their priorities, think about what really matters, what doesn't matter, that kind of thing

I'm not the only one who's been doing this

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