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Top Democrat strategists and other useless waste of human flesh are sending out distressed

signals over new polling data, which shows that the left strategy of shredding every

dearly held tradition and belief of American culture may not be quite as clever as some

had thought. Among the signals of distress being sent by Democrats are jumping off high

buildings while shrieking, we're going to lose every election until the year 3000, and

wearing sandwich signs in the street announcing that CNN and reality are actually two different

places.

The polling data shows the opinions of voters in swing states, so-called because the voters

there enjoy Nelson riddle music and hanging people who try to tell them, sell them socialism.

According to the poll, 78% of swing state voters consider freshman congresswoman Alexandria

occasional cortex, a raving ignoramus, with 86% of the 78% having learned this from

reading the news while the remaining 14% guessed the right answer by chance.

53% of the voters in swing states can identify congresswoman Ilhan Omar, either by name or

justice that anti-American Jew-hating shrike. 37% of those who can identify work for the

transportation security administration and the remaining 16% are willing to pretend to

work for the TSA if it means Omar will be body searched every time she gets on a plane.

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