Welcome to Ear Biscuits. I'm Rhett.

And I'm Link joining us today at the round table of dim lighting is us.

That's right. It's another Rhett Link only Ear Biscuit y'all.

Okay. Well, I'm excited.

I'm excited about this one. Not just because we get to make another Rhett Link on Ear Biscuit.

Link always enjoy this, but we don't have to accommodate anybody else's schedule

and get anybody water and we just get to talk to each other.

Because getting people water is so off-coating. Like, what do you say?

I'm joking. I enjoy talking to other people, but you know, every once in a while we need to

shoot the long breeze. Refresh our friendship.

With each other. Is that what this is about?

Does this refresh our friendship? Yeah, I think so.

I think it will do. Do you wear in the odor it?

Actually, I did smell myself a little earlier and I wasn't good.

I'm just honestly saying. Well, you're on the opposite end of the table.

I didn't feel great about it. I was like, you know, when you have those moments

when you smell yourself and you're like, if someone else were to smell this,

would they know that it was human?

Well, speaking of odd smells from humans, we're going to be talking all about Walmart today.

Walmart, you got to understand what kind of special place Walmart holds in the hearts

of anyone who's from the Southern United States of America.

Because I'm not exaggerating.

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