Welcome back to Mama Mystery. This isn't Austin, even though I might sound a little manly. I just still have a cold.

This is actually Kelly, so.

Thank God you told him that. Jeez, and I'm Austin.

So today, we've got a good story for you, but I realized that the past few episodes, I have not been shouting on our

Patreon. I don't know what happened to me. I just kind of forgot, I guess. I don't really know

what happened. So we have quite a few to shout out. Are you ready? Hit it. All right. So we've

got Lindsay Gomez. Okay. Marissa Richardson. Okay.

Tara.

Who?

Beets.

What?

Was that the first name or a last name?

So I knew you were going to do this to me.

Okay.

So her name is so hard to pronounce that I asked her how to pronounce it.

And she said I could just call her beats so did you

say terra and then beats has two separate people beat sounds like beans I used to have an a ls screen name

that was beans 5193 of course you did from even stevens you know what you actually do remind me of

shy love buff a little bit I saw this ticker the other day and he was riding around and I was like you

know that's kind of like awesome because like you were cute and kind of dorky and honorary when you were little, and then you grew up to be, like, really good-looking and funny and successful, so I just feel like you resemble him a lot.

Shia LaBoof.

You just took a turn there.

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