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The Adam Friedland Show

Ep. 73 – Late Night Boys

The Adam Friedland Show

The Adam Friedland Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.710.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2017

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Another low energy night ep for those fans that enjoy it when we can’t think of anything to talk about

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0:00.0

Well, you know what time it is folks. It's uh, it's the barbecue review out. Oh shit. We've had we've had we've sitting here. We've got nine different types of barbecue sauce.

0:15.0

Yes. Case. We're talking Casey's masterpiece.

0:18.0

Man, what happened to Casey masterpiece? We're talking Bubba, the one with the black cow. The black guy. Sweet baby raised.

0:25.0

We baby raised. The black guy wanted stubs. Stubs, that's right. Stubs. I've been to the stubs. Factory. In Austin?

0:35.0

Yeah, in Austin. Yeah, there's a it's named after the actual black guy. There's like a music venue there too. They used to not let in there.

0:42.0

Sit down. Sit down front. Damn, dude. Was there was there segregated barbecue? The black guy? Did the best barbecue? No, barbecue. The best barbecue is the black bar. Is like the best barbecue you can find is you go to this place and it looks like these people recently found out that they're not slaves anymore. I think you sent me that in Austin, right?

1:04.0

The raise used to be my spot. I used to love raise. I love Danians too when I'm okay. That was a good spot. I went to some shack that looked like shit and it's the black. That's good. That's good barbecue. It's a fucked up. You know, Sam's on 12th. That's a good barbecue. How is Texas different than like the Carolina?

1:22.0

Texas is no. There's no. I mean, there's a saw the sauce on the side usually. Uh-huh. It's usually like. Yeah, they just fucking smoke the shit out of it to the fat like soaks into the lean meat.

1:36.0

And Carolina's got that vinegary shit. That's north Carolina. Then South Carolina is like a mustardy shit. I'm probably wrong. So why did you ask if you already knew the difference?

1:48.0

And Kansas City is the one that we have that's like the barbecue. That's the dry rope. Oh, no, that's barbeque. Kansas City barbecue and Texas barbecue were more similar than Texas is to Carolina barbecue.

1:59.0

And then Maryland has its own barbecue too. It's a pit beef. Yeah, but that's included. There's in the four in the hierarchy of barbecue American barbecue. I don't like that because it's a completely different experience. Yeah. Shaps. Shaps out the chaps. Pit beef. We should have gone there. Shout out rescinded.

2:16.0

No, that's not that's not I'm not approving. I'm not approving. Come town shout out. No, absolutely correct. I have the same parking lot as the golds the gentleman's club. Yeah, the gold club.

2:28.0

You can work out. You can lift weights and stare at girls. Yeah, that's the perfect. We're taking out all the mirrors and putting in windows where sex traffic to woman is forced to undress at gunpoint.

2:42.0

Do you live better with her with her Russian tears? I saw I saw a video where it's like a guy. He takes a Viagra. No, no, he's benching with a woman sitting on his cock. I mean not his bare. Oh, that's like a type of porn. No, no, no, it's not porn. He's just because he's getting stimulated. You know, he's got a woman of a woman's pussy near him. That makes him live better. It makes him live better. It's like it releases testosterone. And that's why I always lift shirtless doing the bench press.

3:11.0

I'm doing the bench press game. I dig sucked every time. And that's why I've seen the kind of games that you guys are noticing. I downloaded the grand turismo demo. The new one comes out in a week.

3:23.0

Grand turismo sucks my dick dude. Fuck racing games. It's not need for speed. Yeah, well, you get that VR helmet. You plug that shit on. Sit out in the living room. You know, fucking knock all your room. It's shit over. Yeah, because you have to punch. It's a punching.

3:40.0

I like I wanted those pedals. I always wanted the fucking pedals from the arcade. Oh, I guess yet you can even fucking. I don't think you can even play this without the VR.

3:50.0

You can do standards, right? No, this is those are color settings. Interesting. Oh cool. Fucking interesting. Yeah, I used to like cruising USA. Oh my God. I went to fucking skate land again. Shots out to the skate land on putty hill.

4:08.0

And with their fucking bullshit as pizza that was still delicious as hell. You read that pizza that was just like. Flattest shit. And you can see each individual square of tiny ass cheese. Yeah, that's like cafeteria. Yeah, yeah.

4:24.0

Were we were we talking about CC's pizza earlier. Yeah, you mentioned the. Skate land. Is it what is that a roller rank? Yes, it was the chain of roller rinks and Baltimore. I think my my step sister used. I remember my dad picking her up from a.

4:43.0

But that always seemed gay to me. Oh, yeah, roller rinks. Yeah, yeah, why would you ask me if I had done that? What part what part of me do you think went to a roller skating? You didn't go to birthday parties?

4:54.0

You had fucking you guys do whatever you wanted when you were I was never invited to any birthday parties. I didn't go to a birthday party until I was 27 years old. He's lying.

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