Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night series Real Time with Bill Maher.

Start the clock. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. How you doing, people?

Thank you.

Oh, good. Excuse me.

My glasses are fogged up.

Thank you. My glasses are fogged up.

Thank you, people. Thank you. Thank you very much. I know why you... I know. All right, we've got a big show.

I know it's very exciting because it's four o'clock here, Pacific time.

We're about an hour from the splashdown of Arnambus 2.

And I think everyone on Earth, we have the same question for the astronauts.

Do you have any gas?

No, I mean, at a time and there's a lot of tension going on here on Earth, this is kind of

the feel-good story that has everybody excited.

Everybody, wherever I go, Bill, did you see the photos?

Yeah, I saw them, Earth, as I've always seen it.

I'm sorry.

I don't mean to be the wet blanket on the moon.

I just don't get it.

I mean, everybody's like, you know, if we're on the moon, we can get to Mars.

I don't want to go there either.

Okay?

There's nothing out there except other rocks. Let's fix the shit show here on Earth.

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