Ep. 725: Bad Bath-Maroom with J. Keith van Straaten
Jordan, Jesse, GO!
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2022
⏱️ 78 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. |
| 0:06.0 | On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you. |
| 0:11.0 | Oh, it's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thornton. America's radio sweetheart. |
| 0:15.0 | Jordan Morris, boy detective. How you doing buddy? |
| 0:18.0 | You know what I'm doing great. It was a beautiful day today. |
| 0:21.0 | It was 87 degrees today here in Los Angeles. |
| 0:25.0 | And I had to it was one of those days when I had to leave the house with the jacket on. |
| 0:31.0 | By the time I got back to the house, jacket free rolled into my Christopher walk in interview and just a casual sports. |
| 0:40.0 | Did you do your famous impression that only you do of the Jack Nilson? Do my Jack Nicholson? |
| 0:46.0 | Yeah, were you you put your you put your hairline back? |
| 0:49.0 | Here's Johnny. That's it. That's the one. Get in the chopper. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah. Your impression where as Jack Nicholson, you say Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes a little bit wrong. |
| 1:05.0 | I'll be back soon. There that's the one. I'm a toy and I'm sorry you never made it on to ask an L Jesse. |
| 1:14.0 | I know you had a couple auditions. Lauren was interested. |
| 1:18.0 | I figured if James Adomey and couldn't get on S and L, I could. |
| 1:23.0 | So I'm better than him at everything. |
| 1:25.0 | Sure. Yeah. I mean, I think as those impressions, clearly, I'm definitely a better impressionist than genius impressionist James Adomey. |
| 1:35.0 | I'm not better than him. He's way better than me. |
| 1:38.0 | Yeah. Was a beautiful day. Did you get to do a beautiful day activity? |
| 1:42.0 | No, you know, I just like, you know, I had it was it was it was a work day, but I had a little little break where I could go to the supermarket, get a little shop and done. |
| 1:50.0 | And I just got a great a great value price to lunch there at the sandwich counter at the supermarket. |
| 1:57.0 | Got a great got a roast beef, bag chips, bottle of water, 599. |
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