Ep. 72: Rachel and the Real Boy

Wonderful!

Griffin McElroy

Comedy, Enthusiast, Wonderful, Music, Rachel, Mcelroys, Griffin, Mcelroy

5 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

The new season of Bachelorette has begun! In today's episode, we discuss Rachel's fateful meeting with 31 eligible bachelors, a few of whom are just absolute bridge trolls. The same cannot be said for A.J., who is the light of our lives, the sun in our sky and the light unto our path. Let's go! Additional Reading: http://www.marieclaire.com/culture/news/a27304/the-bachelorette-2017-premiere-recap/ http://www.npr.org/2017/05/23/529705257/the-bachelorette-may-have-a-black-star-but-its-still-set-in-a-white-world http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-it-matters-that-white-people-are-watching-a-black-bachelorette_us_59232998e4b03b485cb3d554

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, baby. Maybe you should go and do some contemplating.
0:03.0	Right reason, right reason, here for your world, right reason, right reason, right reason, right reason, here for all for season.
0:14.0	I'm the best bet and I'm happy to have pulled side here to find the best bet.
0:17.0	Hi, this is Rachel McElroy.
0:19.0	Hi, this is Griffin McElroy.
0:20.0	And this is Rose Betty's.
0:21.0	And it's the dawn of a new era.
0:23.0	Everything you know has... is... wrong and it's changed and it's different now.
0:29.0	Put all that old shit you knew in the fucking toilet where it belongs and flesh it down.
0:33.0	You'll never see it again unless you're a plumber.
0:36.0	Joe the plumber, unless you're Joe the plumber.
0:38.0	Do you think he watched?
0:40.0	Do you think Joe the plumber watched the premiere?
0:43.0	With uh, of Rachel's season of the Bachelor, right?
0:45.0	Do you think Joe the plumber tuned in for this one?
0:47.0	Do the kids of today even get that reference?
0:49.0	Do the kids... is... was Joe the plumber still part of the sort of the cultural... bubble that we all exist in?
0:56.0	I guess. People always talk about the bubble.
0:58.0	I just assume Joe the plumber is in it.
1:00.0	He's the only plumber I know of other than Mario and Luigi and Wario and Walla Luigi.
1:04.0	Are they even plumbers? I know Mario and Luigi are.
1:07.0	I think Wario and Walla Luigi are just unemployed.
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