Ep 72: Factory Settings // One Way Out

NeoScum

Improv, Comedy, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Games

5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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It's just a few miles' road and one abandoned factory between the NeoScum and sweet Xanadu's warm embrace. Simple. But simple don't come easy to NeoScum. // Expand Show Notes For More! //

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0:00.0	Hello, it's the cold open for Nioskam.
0:10.0	It's 1 a.m.
0:16.0	California time day before the release, and I'm fixing the toilet next to my bed.
0:24.6	I mean next to the bedroom, not the bed.
0:29.6	The bed is in a different room than the toilet.
0:32.6	There we go. The chain always is coming off.
0:36.6	It makes a terrible noise. There we go. The chain always is coming off.
0:41.8	Makes a terrible noise.
0:42.8	Okay.
0:48.7	Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
0:58.0	I'm a mouth carding. I'm a mouth carding. So here we are in this glen.
1:24.3	We're surrounded by pine trees.
1:27.3	There is like, I'm so bad with distance, but there's like, I want to say 40 feet between the shore and this long pike that is coming out of the water, tied to this pike on the water with just like a little,
1:45.6	little wooden foothold. We have. Scott, the Blansom CEO, he is fucked up. He fell out of an
1:53.4	airplane. He got carried by a wyvern over to some insane ritual, and he blacked out at that
1:59.7	point. This dude is hurting.
2:02.3	One of his arms is just like, it's like plas, like, it looks like a doll.
2:08.3	Like it's, every now and then he'll move in a certain way, and he'll flinch in extreme pain.
2:12.9	That's not his jackoff arm, is it?
2:15.6	He's an ambidextrous.
2:17.5	And he doesn'tidextrous.
2:18.5	He has ambidextrous.
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