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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 719: A Series of Holes with Chad Quandt

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Chad Quandt (Star Trek: Prodigy, Goosebuds Pod) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of important data about every state's unique pornography preferences, what it would mean if the president was fem-dommed, and the separate house that Guillermo del Toro has for incredible stuff he has collected.

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:05.2

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

0:10.4

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse for an America's Radio Sweetheart.

0:13.8

Jordan Morris, horny for data. Great. So, um, sorry, data. Horny for data.

0:20.8

Oh, not data? No, not data. I'm horny for Deanna Troy.

0:25.2

That's our name. That's our name, right?

0:29.1

No, data. Excuse me.

0:30.8

Data. The, uh, you know, the, the organizing and analysis of, um, you know, figures and numbers.

0:38.7

And I just love it. I'm just, um, well, Jordan, yeah.

0:43.0

Um, I always knew that you were a nerd and I always knew you were good with computers.

0:49.2

Yes. These, both of those things are true and certainly not just one of them.

0:53.9

Um, certainly not the bad one of those is true.

0:57.7

You're always the guy that I think I should call when I have, uh, tech support needs.

1:02.9

Yeah. I'm your guy and plug it, plug it back in again. Um, any, any other solutions.

1:09.3

Anytime I need to do linear equations, I also call you. I'm your dude. If I'm like, oh,

1:15.0

fuck, the quadratic equation. I remember part of it, but not all of it.

1:19.2

If they're called Jordan, that guy loves speed dial guy loves data. Mm-hmm.

1:24.4

All I love is Wesley Crusher from Star Trek. Big data head. Um, a really important

1:31.3

piece of data dropped recently. Yeah. Sorry, Jordan. I want to hear about this data.

1:36.4

I just want to say that if I could remember the name of whoopie Goldberg's character on the show,

1:42.5

I would have said that. I just can't think of what her name was on the show because I just

1:47.6

think of her as whoopie Goldberg, one of my all time faves. We have a, our, our guest.

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