Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night series Real Time with Bill Maher.

Start the clock. Thank you. Hello everybody, how you doing?

Thank you, people.

Thank you so much.

I appreciate that.

We have a wonderful show. Okay, all right. Thank you. I love you back. All that stuff. I know it's a little reclimp. It's our last show of the season. It's our... I know. It's our Thanksgiving show. I've already started my baking.

It's...

I know. I'm going to do it myself this year, Thanksgiving. I am.

I don't know. I probably should not have asked GTP how to do it.

No.

I asked them, how do you roast a turkey?

Tell it, it looks like a chicken who can't afford OZemPEC.

But, yeah, we always have our little winter break.

We will come back in January, as always.

We're back January 23rd.

Mark that in your book.

And when we do come back, this all will be an incredible ballroom.

I just like to remember.

I kid the president. Oh, boy, did it?

It was Muslim week at the White House this week.

No, first he had Mohammed bin Salman, the crown prince of Saudi Arabia.

The only guy who walks into the White House and goes, not enough gold.

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