Ep. 714: Two Waluigi Lunch with Jon Gabrus
Jordan, Jesse, GO!
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2021
⏱️ 97 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. |
| 0:05.2 | Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you. |
| 0:10.5 | It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. |
| 0:13.7 | Jordan Morris filled with spider related anticipation. |
| 0:18.0 | Who isn't? Let's be frank. The year is 2021. The month is November. |
| 0:22.8 | America is filled with spider related anticipation. When will that sack burst? |
| 0:29.3 | Sure. What's going on, buddy? What's with these spiders? What's the spider talk? |
| 0:35.7 | As I've said on the show before, I think you know this about me, Jesse. There are a few things I |
| 0:42.5 | like more in the world than a dad who goes ape shit for Halloween. Yeah. You've always been a big |
| 0:50.5 | supporter of that category of man who is a particularly powerful and beautiful man here in Southern |
| 0:59.9 | California where that person probably is a professional effects artist. |
| 1:05.0 | So yeah, this is I'm you know I'm all for it. I hope to you know I hope to be a Halloween dad |
| 1:10.4 | myself someday. That's that's the larger goal. There's a couple things I have to do first. |
| 1:16.4 | Spread your seed. Just like huge fucking things. |
| 1:18.9 | Yeah, but but I think one day, but I could at least before I die, I can have one good Halloween |
| 1:25.6 | where I just go fucking nuts on the lawn. You can go to spirit and the other one that's not |
| 1:32.6 | spirit. I can't remember the name of it. Oh yeah. So you know, but I was so you know and also |
| 1:41.0 | as people know on the show, I moved to Pasadena recently and I was really excited |
| 1:45.6 | at the at the prospect of a new set of Halloween dads because the area I moved in is is a little |
| 1:54.0 | more suburban. And you know, I think like you said Jesse, I think this is a place where you know |
| 2:00.1 | someone in the VFX industry would would live. So I'm like man, this place is going to be |
| 2:05.9 | lousy with Halloween dads, right? Yeah, I mean, it seems obvious. You live in the same neighborhood |
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