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Three perverts have become the first thrupple of men

all to be listed on a baby's birth certificate.

How, which one of them went through labor, which one pushed?

It's a little complicated.

Buckle up for the most disturbing story that you have heard

since Tiger King.

I'm Michael Nozis, the Michael Noel's show.

Fogging back to the show, my favorite comment from yesterday

is from Old School, who points out that the left says

mother earth gives us life.

And the left also says, not all people who give birth

are women.

That's true.

You currently have a very famous Catholic priest

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