Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, the false god of Capastrano Valley.

Okay. I think this is one of those...

So I'm like, we don't necessarily talk about what we're going to talk about on the show

ahead of time. We like to keep it fresh, right, and not prepare.

And Jordan, that's more the issue.

We say it's for philosophical reasons or aesthetic reasons, but...

Yeah. I think there are times when we use our nicknames to introduce a topic for the

beginning of the show. But I presume this is just one of those times when we just are

supposed to breeze right past it. And I'll just talk about getting my tires retarded, right?

Yeah, no, there's a gas leak in my house, so I'm just saying stuff.

You're just...

Yeah. Just having that kind of migraine where you just mid-sentence start saying random words.

Yeah, exactly. I'm going to get some pictures framed. The devil lives in my shoes.

Pretty much ears, right?

Yeah, but we know that Capastrano Valley is that what you just said?

Yeah, yeah, the false god of the Capastrano Valley.

So who is the... Okay, so my first question.

Okay. Maybe this is too obvious.

Who's the true god of the Capastrano Valley?

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