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Ep 71. The Mash Wanker

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

52.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2022

⏱️ 41 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:59.4

It's time to chat some ballads about fan-eat-its and bun. No topic is off limit for these

1:08.4

potty mouths found buns. So tell us all your secrets we like to share the truth.

1:14.0

Bad saggy tits and inner wards and ice cubes up your oof. No holes bothered. Hi Nora!

1:23.5

I like your coffee, but it's very impressive. It's almost as big as your head. I know it's

1:28.6

too, I don't really like it in this market, but what is it? A damn complain. Coffee. It's

1:34.0

like a special one. It's got a frothy top. It looks well fancy. Oh yeah, because I've

1:37.4

got a milk froth for me. A belvertiser or a milk frother. No, just a milk frother from

1:42.6

Amazon. 30 quid. Oh my gosh. A fucking belvertiser. What'd you do with it? You've pressed a button.

1:47.8

It does it for you, electric. Yeah, so we put water in the kettle, we boil the kettle,

1:55.8

and then we make it basic. And then we make like an espresso shot of coffee. Okay. And

2:03.2

then we put the milk in the froth of the used oat milk. It froths it. And then pour

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