Ep. 71: Shuttlebay Boys

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2013

⏱️ 28 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Lt. Karl and Lt. Son find the ship abandoned above a planet equally empty of self-worth. But not everything is as it seems... or is it?

Improvised July 7, 2013.

Title suggested by Ben Laughlan via Facebook.

Edited by Hannah Parsons

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This week's episode of The Improvised Star Trek was sponsored by Peter Wood.
0:04.6	To become a sponsor, visit Theimprovised Star Trek.com.
0:18.0	Dad! Dad!
0:20.1	What?
0:21.6	Wake up, Dad! What, son? I was just sleeping in the hammock!
0:23.6	Oh, God, my trigger finger!
0:27.6	Dad, you know, I know you were sleeping and that's why you know, you tell me never to go outside of the shuttle bay doors.
0:34.6	Yeah, and you did that one time and what happened? Well, something really bad, but I've done it every time you've taken a nap. What? Yeah, I've been going out. What? Because I fell in love with a girl. What girl? Her name's Lieutenant King, and she's on the ship, and she doesn't even know I exist. But Dad, Dad! that's not why I came to woke you up and told you this thing I wasn't supposed to do. Why did you come and wake me up? Because when you were sleeping and I went outside and looked on the ship, no one was there. No one's on the whole ship. What? Yeah. I went everywhere. I went to stellar cartography. I went to the
1:12.8	hollow deck and Commander Hayes wasn't there and that's usually where he always is. And I went to
1:18.6	the doctor's office and Zarlene wasn't there. And then I went to...
1:24.3	Who are all these people? These are people that populate the ship. How do you know all these people? Because I've been going out like I told you. I've been going against your wishes. I'm going to cut your legs off, boy. But before you do, no one's flying the ship. You know, I Space. Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship's Sisyphus.
2:12.4	Its five-year mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go
2:20.8	where no one has gone before.
2:32.3	You're listening to the improvised Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine
2:37.4	Baxter.
2:38.4	Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbyn White Hayes.
2:41.2	Sean Kelly as science officer Crick Watson.
2:44.2	Rivine next Dean as Chief Engineer Fritz Fassbender.
2:47.2	Irene Marquette as Security officer, Lieutenant Lady Cola.
2:51.2	Nick Wagner as navigation officer Charles Lorham.
2:54.8	Mary Kate Walthall as Chief Medical Officer, Zarlene Zonelson.
2:59.1	Julia Weiss of Lieutenant King.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from USS Sisyphus, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of USS Sisyphus and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.