Well, it's that time again where you sort of listen to me talking and it is a welcome break from your life. Can I say that? I'm a welcome break from my life because I've just said it

and I don't mean that really

but maybe you're a welcome break from my life

and I'm just reflecting that back at you.

Have you thought about that?

No, listen, I'm grateful you're here actually.

I've needed the toilet for about an hour

but I'm just keeping it in there just to see

I might do an experiment.

Is there a world record for

who's held in the toilet the longest? Because I'd like to put myself forward for that

actually. Anyway, today I've had a lovely day if you're interested chatting to Rose Johnson

from Burfted Girls and, well, well from the world the world at large.

So look, I've had a wonderful time talking to Rose Johnson and all I wish for you

is that you have just as nicer time listening to it.

What all that remains to be said is keep moisturising and wipe front to back.

Dr George Weigold told me that.

Do you remember George Reichold, the character?

Oh, he had a disgusting bit, but it was quite funny.

About wiping front to back.

Anyway, it's time to get in to cuddle club.

Well, from my fingers to my toes, it's the lovely rose.

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