Welcome back to Heaving Bozoms. The podcast were two best friends, recap romance novels, while staying connected and loving on each other.

Are you ready for our first episode back as a dynamic duo?

We recorded a couple of Patreon episodes before this so the full excitement was captured there

But boy howdy do we have an episode for you

Before we get to that let's do a Patreon shout out. This goes out to Kathy A.

Kathy, you are descended from the hippocampus, half horse, half sea creature, who was often depicted pulling Poseidon's

chariot. Like the hippocampus, you're graceful and agile, if not always physically, definitely mentally.

Your conversations glow due to your creativity, imagination, and easy empathy.

Your pack animal ancestor of old was known to live deep in the ocean, away from the tumult of the surface, and likewise you crave time in your

inner circle.

In your inner circle.

Sailers considered the hippocampus a good omen because they were a gentle caretaking creature.

Those qualities are reflected in your deep soulful eyes,

while the sparkle and fine laugh lines

are a reflection of the joy you have in the choices you've made.

And today we're doing our round up of what we read during maternity leave.

So here we go with a semi-rappid-fire rundown. Let's do it.

Hi Air! Hi Aaron. Hello Melody. How the hell are you? Pretty good, pretty good.

Yeah. Back in action. We're back at better than ever. Oh my gosh. Are we better than ever? You know what? Who the

fuck knows? I guess we're gonna find out. Let's just resolve to be. You know what? Indeed. You know what? What's up? Now,

2019 post maternity leave. We're going to be professionals. Oh, and we're going to get, we're

not, listen, listener. we're gonna stop making mistakes.

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