EP. 71: Freak Boy

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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0:15.8	We've covered a lot of topics on this show today. I'm not quite sure how this one's going to go over because I mean no matter what it's still my mom like I know it's like a kind of like a co-host of a show but at the end of they like it's my I guess I don't have to go to her house to the, you know, for Christmas and
0:22.0	have conversations with her outside of this podcast. I'm going to have to explain the term freak boy to her sometime before this episode's up today.
0:28.5	So join me as we figure this thing out.
0:31.0	Hi, my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:35.1	Not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.
0:40.4	And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.
0:44.0	Hey, welcome to certified mama's boy podcast everybody.
0:47.0	It's going to be one of those kind of shows.
0:48.0	You can tell, I can tell.
0:49.0	This is a podcast that I put on with mom because she's got the best words of wisdom ever.
0:53.7	It's supposed to make you feel good and make you feel uplifted and powerful and all those other good
0:58.2	words and we'll start like we do every show by talking to her. Hi mom.
1:01.8	Hi honey. Okay I got a question for you.
1:05.0	Okay. If you were to get a call from the, let's just say San Diego County Jail.
1:14.3	What would you assume that I was in there for?
1:19.1	Oh, just the first thing that comes to your mind that, yep, we got your son.
1:23.0	Like what would you think,
1:24.8	first thing that comes to your mind
1:26.0	of why I would be in jail?
1:28.2	A traffic violation.
1:31.1	That's really the first thing to come to your mind
1:32.4	that I was speeding.
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