Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

Thank you for calling National Lottery. I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check before I do a cartwheel.

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million oh my

what happy Christmas why do now you have the best Christmas ever this, it could be you.

The National Lottery.

Rules and procedures apply.

Players must be 18 or over. No. What's up? We're back. I'm Jess. I'm still Jen and this is still fat mascara. Yay! Yay!

Yay! What do we have cooking this week? We've got a lot. So first up, we have to welcome a new beauty editor to our ranks and we'll tell you who it is. It's exciting.

Then, so I don't wear eyeshadow, which kind of shocked Jess when she found out about a week ago.

So we're going to discuss why that might be and she's going to see if she can convince me otherwise.

Lastly, hair makeup. It's a thing. But do we need it? And then we have our big fat interview

with cutie Marcia Kilgore who is basically the entrepreneur to end beauty entrepreneurs and

she is here to tell us how she's going to democratize beauty and make things

super cheap and cheerful. Power to the people!

All right, guys, we have some hot news. I don't know if you heard the scoop, but you know that

Edward Anifel was, or is now the new editor-in-chief of British Vogue.

He's replaced Alexandra Schulman and he's making all kinds of hires.

And one of them is basically bringing all his friends on board. of large. I mean that's like the sweetest gig and basically means you have a lot of power and you're not in the office.

But he's also brought Guido Palo, his hair stylist, Sam McKnight hair stylist, Charlotte

Tilbury and Val Garland. Wait, what are they?

They're contributing beauty editors.

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