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The Adam Friedland Show

Ep. 71 – Bean reviews

The Adam Friedland Show

The Adam Friedland Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.710.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2017

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

black beans pinto beans pink beans. who the fuck is eating pink beans am i right? why wouldnt you choose a cooler bean. this is a sneak peak at some of the new stand up ive been working on.

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0:00.0

Okay, so we have I this is a

0:05.4

Not that they don't sponsor the show this is 100% a totally natural endorsement

0:11.5

baby bell minis

0:13.5

Oh, yeah, Jesus

0:15.5

I love it. I'm a wax on top. Yes. I was always flavors intimidated by them as a kid

0:21.5

Because I don't need to

0:22.5

This is hilarious. The reason we're friends is the most retarded like like those

0:28.8

Yeah, the wax always got to understand it didn't make sense to me and I tried to eat what what happened was I was so

0:35.7

You don't fucking eat the wax

0:38.5

Exactly you bought so much I'm a bit I bought I bought into the

0:42.1

Yeah into the wax and my friends made fun of me

0:45.3

Yeah, and I was like I got I can never know I didn't start to get until I was an adult

0:49.2

I didn't understand that you're supposed to remove the wax. Yes, but yes, um, yeah, no now that I'm back on like you know

0:56.9

Cycling all my shit and fucking counting calories

1:01.9

Many baby bell lights are like the best snack lights. Yeah, dude. It's 50 calories. Oh, it's like six grams of protein and five grams of fat

1:10.5

I love it. Yeah, you want to be a paleo warrior gets a mini baby bell lights. You need like nine of them and it's like you know

1:17.7

A leg eligible dog I roasted another motherfucking damn pork shoulder some squash. I'm all on squash

1:23.5

That's the fucking food of the of the fall for me right butter nut

1:27.5

Yeah, and I dice that bitch up. I've been making squash fries and squash nash dude

1:31.7

Oh, my god. You know, it's great. You want to go paleo? You want a nice low carb alternative to spaghetti?

1:38.0

Fucking spaghetti space wash with which doesn't need more than just like a little bit of oil

1:43.8

Little garlic garlic oil and then if you throw that bitch in some fucking pasta sauce. Yeah, there's no difference fuck

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