New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying

a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is

to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.

All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. For no extra charge. While Stocks

last, subject to availability. The US is bombing Syria again. The United States struck two targets

in Syria. The Pentagon is saying that this was a decision made not primarily by the military,

but all the way to the top by the civilian authority. Some people are a little upset about this,

but I think it's very important to point out. I have this on very good information that the person

who dropped the bombs was a biretial gender-confused millennial. So this was a very, very woke and progressive

bombing of Syria. Of course, bombing Syria is about as normal as it gets for US foreign policy.

So in a way, I think we could all say, nature is healing. We are returning to normal as the bombs drop.

I'm Michael Knowles. It's the Michael Knowles Show. Welcome back to the Michael Knowles Show.

My favorite comment yesterday from Franken sensed, who says, as I've gotten older,

I've become less and less gay. As a matter of fact, except for a few brief years,

since 2009, I haven't been laughing much at all. That's true. You know, I remain pretty and

witty in gay myself despite all of the difficult news out there. But it's true. Words really do change

their meaning over time. I guess this is actually the primary method by which the left acts. This is

the topic of my book coming out speechless, controlling words, controlling minds. And we're sure

seeing a lot of it today. One way, you know, amid all of this chaos, where we're all really tense,

that you can rest easy. Sleep on a my pillow. My pillow products just do not go flat. You can wash

and dry them as many times as you want. They maintain their shape. They are made in the USA.

And best of all, they are the most comfortable pillow I've ever used. I would support my pillow,

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