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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 705: Murder Me Daddy with Alison Rosen

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2021

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Alison Rosen joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Amish drip and Jesse's new Amish scribbler hat, Alison's affinity for crinkly, twinkly bad boys like Hugh Grant and Christian Bale, and the merits of rehabbing Limp Bizkit vs Linkin Park for an "actually, they were good" moment. Plus, Jesse reads a few particularly spicy letters to Burt Reynolds.

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.4

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris boy detective

0:16.1

You ever have this thing happen to you. I know I haven't seen you in a lot of hats in your time, but yeah

0:21.4

You ever have this thing happen to you not not dude

0:27.0

Come on man

0:29.0

At least it wasn't an all-hail not

0:32.7

Or a hecky not I'm not that anti-hat. No, you know

0:36.0

I think I've just I've never looked great in a hat

0:38.3

I have a when I when I have an office that I go into I have just kind of a plain gray

0:45.4

Baseball cap that I'll put on if I'm like if my hair is making me look insane. It's sort of a daddy's thinking cap type situation

0:53.6

No, I mean, I don't listen. I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a daddy

0:58.9

Don't want to you know that would be stolen valor for me to call myself daddy. That's for people

1:03.6

That's for people on Twitter to do you were in those stripes Jordan No sir. No, I did not

1:09.6

But yeah, but it's you know, it's just kind of a gray baseball cap to to put on if I am self-conscious that

1:17.2

My hair is making me look like a cartoon mad scientist that recently had a beaker blow up in his face

1:24.9

Well, you should probably wipe the coal from your face

1:29.0

Yeah, that's that's that's the first step first step is just take both hands and wipe the black from your eyes

1:35.1

Second step admit you have a problem

1:37.6

Yeah

1:39.2

acknowledge acknowledge the presence of a of a higher scientist. Yeah

1:43.0

Of a higher cartoon mad science. What Benson honey do

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