This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corielli and Sebastian Manuscalco.

Did a club, a feature comes up to me.

Because I know you don't sell merch, do you mind if I do?

You know what he's selling?

I swear to God.

And this is the only thing he's selling?

Wooden spatula. So they're all different kind of shapes and stuff. But some of them, I guess, the handle got too thin and it broke off the head. He's selling a spatula for 20 or just a head for, you know, whatever you feel like giving. Bro, holy flea market. This is exactly what I'm talking about. Like show business has this open And nobody's regulating who walks in the door, right?

There's no more features. There's no more middles. That doesn't exist. They all just stay in their basement, make videos. And if one of them hits, then they go out and do some 30-minute glorified shit monologue and called stand-up. And the fact that this guy's at your show with your name on it,

selling cookware. You go play a club on the road. It used to be the feature was like the hot

galo guy playing that town on the bubble of leaving town. Now it's the opposite. That guy with the

spatula is on the cost of working at Home Depot. He's going the other way, bro. You got to, like, vet the people prior to getting there. And here's a shout out. Todd Glass, you know him? Yeah, very funny guy. What I heard, and I got to verify this with Todd, this guy used to come into a club. He brought his own candles. And he had him lined down the stairs. He had like candlelit stairs. I go, holy.

What a nice touch. Show business. Not spatulas. So my father, he's all of a sudden become some type of food critic. As if he had a four-star Michelin restaurant 10 years ago.

We got this restaurant the other night, and the chef came out to our table.

And he said, you know, you guys like olive oil?

I got a really nice special bottle of olive oil.

Small batch producer, only 200 bottles made per year.

Let me bring some out.

Poured it.

Yeah.

My dad tried it.

Nah.

I don't like it.

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