Opie is here, and his show starts now.

Oh, I like that one, Pearl Jam. You are, and that's how we begin today with Doug Benson. What's going on, Doug?

Doug, what's moving?

I'm here for my annual 12 guests of Christmas episode of Doug Lowe's movies tonight. The grammar seat's been sold out for months.

Right.

But still wanted to come by and hang out with you in the afternoon.

Thank you, Doug.

I like it.

I like when people come in and say, look, I have nothing to promote. I just want to combine and say hi.

I had a lot of fun the last time I was here. That's when I got Jerry Cooney to punch the Ovan.

Right.

And that was super fun.

That was the last time you were here.

I don't know if we're going to get any of that kind of action today. It's just the two of us.

Well, we'll do okay. I mean, Sherrod Small was supposed to come in. I don't know what's going on with him.

I texted him and said, are you coming? That's always good to do at five minutes before the show starts.

Which one of his burners did you text?

He did lose his phone. So I had to go through his girlfriend for a little bit there.

Yeah, but I think he's no, I know he's back because he wrote me yesterday asking about my Thanksgiving.

We had a lovely conversation yesterday.

It started with him going, hey, hey, how was your Thanksgiving? Did you go to Philly?

I went Thanksgiving was great.

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