Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh. Thank you very much you very much. How you doing down here? Thank you, people. Thank you. Okay. Welcome to the show. Oh, thank you. We've got so much to get to. Thank you. Please.

I know, I know. Thank you very much. Please sit down.

Put your ass down. I know, I know, I know. I know why you're happy. The tariffs have kicked in.

Right? Right. Now, for real now, you know, all year long, I feel like you're happy. The tariffs have kicked in. Right. Now, for real now, you know, all year long, I feel like we've been, spent the whole

last year ago, and is it in? Is it really in now? Now it's in. All these, and everything.

Oh, man, they say, everything's going to go up now. Price.

They say cars, five grand more than it used to be.

Coffee, how's that for a jolt?

Because, no, because we got huge tariffs on Brazil now for a personal vendetti, yes, with the country.

So coffee will be up 40%. Let me just say as a public service, never been a better time to start doing cocaine.

I just...

We get 14% of our beef from Brazil.

I was at McDonald's today.

The guy said, can you afford fries with that?

Yeah.

Yeah, I was at McDonald's today. Yeah, I was at McDonald's today.

That could have happened.

Well, of course, Trump says we're doing this because we have to be the trade balance and all the, get that right.

And the countries have been taking advantage of us.

That's why we need these tariffs.

And like Libya has 30% tariffs, because Libya, oh.

I am sick of going to Walmart, and everything is from Libya.

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