Dear Sly Price Riser, we praise you.

Your commitment to raising the bar is something to look up to.

When the world said,

this mobile contract's price is high enough.

You said,

no, go higher.

Yeah, cheers to the bad mobile contracts out there

for showing us how to make a good one.

One that would rather raise your data, not your prices.

Go to gifgaff.com and switch now.

Gifgaff, we're up to good.

18-month commitment assay payment method required.

Terms apply to gifgaff.com for its last terms.

Please radio network.

And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.

Well, once again, the rich and the famous getaway with it.

Britney Spears will not be charged

following the battery investigation

with her confrontation with her housekeeper.

Remember last month when she slapped the cell phone

out of her housekeeper's hands?

Now, there was no injury to the housekeeper

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