It's Wednesday and here we are the day after the New Hampshire primary.

And just when you thought that the universe was about to give us a glimmer of hope,

the asteroid of death wiped out everything.

So we'll talk about that.

We will also talk in more uplifting terms about things that I hate, which is always uplifting.

I'm Ben Shapiro. This is the Ben Shapiro show.

Tend to demonize people who don't care about your feelings.

So first the results and then I'll talk about why I think that basically all human life may have ended yesterday.

And that's my optimistic side speaking there.

So, okay, so here's what actually happened in New Hampshire yesterday.

Hillary Clinton got her clock cleaned.

This is the good side of the coin is that Hillary Clinton got destroyed, and that's just fun

mostly for spectator sport.

So Bernie Sanders, who's a 79,000-year-old socialist, an absolute loonbag, old man screaming

at the moon, he beat her by 22 points in new hampshire

he beat her 60% to 38% thank god in the democratic party they really worry very much they

worry about fairness on a really deep level they want to make sure that everybody gets their fair

shot and their fair share so then redistributed the delegates so Hillary Clinton actually

ended up with 15 delegates and Bernie Sanders that ended up with 13 delegates. Yes, that's right. Bernie Sanders won

by 20 percentage points and got less delegates than Hillary Clinton because that's the way the Democrats

work it. They have these things called super delegates. And the super delegates are basically just

hand-picked cronies of the Clintons who vote for Hillary Clinton when asked to do so.

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