New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying

a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is

to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.

All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. For no extra charge. While stocks

last subject to availability. In a show of multicultural tolerance, President Barack Obama yesterday

visited an American mosque for the first time in his presidency. He said he was there to

celebrate the five pillars of Islam, which are faith, prayer, happy, sleepy, blitz and violent

intolerance and an inability to count, I think was the other. Obama said he was absolutely

disgusted with Republican presidential candidates who had put forth a completely irrational idea

that there was some connection between Islam and terrorist blowing people up while shouting

Allahu Akbar and holding a Quran. Obama said these were the same irrational Republicans

who had said that if he withdrew our forces from Iraq, a fire of Islamist violence would

spread throughout the Middle East. That allowing unvetted Islamic immigrants to swarm across

western borders would lead to street violence and attacks on women and that pressing a reset

button with Russia was likely to result in the annexation of the Crimea.

Obama said quote, these Republicans are standing on the wrong side of history. Here on the right

side of history, the reign is made of M&Ms, the treaser candy canes and socialism works.

Some conservative commentators complained that the Baltimore mosque where the president

spoke was associated with a terrorist group who had called for the death of western civilization.

But Obama said that only proved that these Muslims were no different than any ordinary American

college professor. After his speech, the president gathered with the Muslims for an old fashioned

American barbecue followed by fireworks, which left 17 infidel's dead.

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