Ron's so lucky. He's a star, but he cry, cry, cries in his lonely heart. You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Divas. Fishing, isn't it? Malfoy not playing. Lucky, I call it, said Ron, looking slightly more animated. And Vasey off too.

He's their best goal scorer.

I didn't fancy...

Hey, I... you... my drink.

My pumpkin juice.

You didn't.

Harry raised his eyebrows, but said nothing except...

We'll be starting in about five minutes.

You better get your boots on.

I'm Heather Pricewright.

And I'm Alex Dallenberg.

Hello.

We are still reading Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

Also, we are recording this right after our midterm PSA and

before the midterms. So depending on what happens in two days, future Heather and Alex,

I hope you're hanging in there. This is going to end up being really weirdly late because we're like four weeks ahead.

For once, we've been really responsible this time around.

Yeah, well, we'll see how far that goes.

But hope everything's all right out there in the future.

So anyway, we are reading this week chapters called The Secret Riddle and Felix Felisus.

You will hear cursing and spoilers in this podcast, plain and simple.

You will also hear some adult themes.

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