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Doomsday prophecy of environmentalists. They have found a new villain to fight a new

cancer to treat and that is straws. Plastic straws, plastic straws are destroying mankind.

And we have to get rid of them. San Francisco is the most recent city, I believe, to ban straws.

They will now be straw-free. They are a safe haven from the tyranny of straws. So you

don't have to worry if you're in San Francisco. You don't have to worry about walking down

the street and tripping over a straw and becoming paralyzed, which is, you know, that's happened

to at least three or four people that I know. It's very common. Now, if you're in San Francisco,

you still have to worry about walking down the street and stepping on a used heroin needle

or slipping in a puddle of human feces, but at least you don't have to worry about straws.

Other cities are also banning straws. Seattle's ban straws. Santa Barbara is coming down

very hard. And what they're saying is that if you are caught being a straw dealer, you

could get six months in jail per straw that you hand out. So if you're a, if you are a waitress

at a, at Denys and you make the mistake of handing out a straw to one person, you get six

months. Now, if there's a, say, a birthday party at Denys, which is a great location for a birthday

party, then and you hand out straws to everybody, you go rogue and you just start handing out

20 or 30 years in prison when it went all is said and done. I mean, you could, if rather

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