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With President Trump officially recognizing Jerusalem as the ancient capital of Israel and the Jewish people,

and my beloved city Hollywood literally burning to the ground, we must ask ourselves, are these the end times?

We will analyze the apocalypse from the Christmas war rooms, then Lauren Cooley of the Washington Examiner and Amanda Pres to Jocomo of the Daily Wire.

We'll join the panel of deplorables to discuss President Trump's once again accidentally accurate prediction over Islamist threats to the UK,

a woman marrying her chandelier and human mouse hybrids. I'm Michael Noles and this is the Michael Noles show.

You know, so I have to correct myself. Apparently that was wishful thinking. I was really hoping it was Amanda on the show today.

It's not. It's Jacob Erie. That's fine. We'll make do. You'll notice I'm coming to you right now from the Christmas war rooms.

I woke up this morning and my city is on fire. And now while most of the people at the Daily Wire live on the other side of the hill or the little Easter whatever,

I am directly in line with where the fire is just raining down like Sodom and Gomorrah on Hollywood. And so I sent out a couple tweets this morning.

So basically I think the images of LA burning are what people think it's like to commute to the Daily Wire just going down into the infernos and to hell, you know,

abandon all hope you who enter here. I also pointed out that God does not paint with a terribly subtle brush because people got very angry about this on Twitter.

They said that it was similar to when lefties claim the hurricanes were divine vengeance for Trump.

It actually is a completely different joke. The point here is that Hollywood is figuratively burning itself to the ground.

You've seen Harvey Weinstein. You've seen all of these major actors, celebrities, Kevin Spacey, heads of studios, agents.

Everybody is being accused of sexual harassment, Ben Affleck, although you don't hear about that anymore because he's too valuable to Hollywood.

And so it's all figuratively burning. And then God with that little, you know, a little brush, brush stroke makes it much more vivid because it's literally burning to the ground.

That's quite a relation between the symbol and the symbolized. So we will get into all of that. And you know, they say that politics is show business for ugly people, which is true that DC's Hollywood for ugly people.

And if there's one ugly person who's succeeded in both, that would be Democratic Senator Al Franken of New Jersey.

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