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Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

Ep 70: Burritos & Wedding Cakes

Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

Ranga Bee & Platform Media

Comedy

4.84.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

We’re talking…. a Wolf and Owl burrito shack, foam wedding cakes, family favouritism, having your flaws pointed out to you, disappointing male attitudes, chatty swans, advice on learning lines and bad front row decorum at gigs. Then we get serious answering your emails - this week on standing up against homophobia, a dilemma on mending a family rift and a very varied three-part question. For any feedback, questions or comments please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

0:08.8

whatever's preferred, they'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast

0:12.9

the body parts get severed and served. Bring your weak shit, where the wall finale, that ain't just

0:18.1

a mistake, that's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows.

0:22.2

Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hears are huffer puff and a... Expect killings, red spilling and flesh and flesh ripping impressive in it the death bringing his head spinning just kidding every word in his songs about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog dog oh let me take the lead yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes wolf for that wolf for that outside Oh, no, that's the same as I do every way. I'm kind of missed it.

0:55.2

Like,

0:55.4

I tell you what,

0:56.0

throw something out at me,

0:57.0

let me try.

0:57.3

Okay, all right.

0:58.0

Okay, guys.

0:58.7

I want you to do this. Like, I'm the first customer in your new restaurant in the center of town. you're opposite Nando's and Bella Italia

1:08.2

it's a little independent run thing

1:10.5

right

1:11.0

you're serving

1:12.7

well for now no no no no oh you can be and Bella Italia. It's a little independent run thing, right?

1:11.9

You are serving...

1:12.6

What's it called, Wolf and Al?

1:25.9

No, no, no, no, no. Oh, you can be Wolfenau. Yeah, the Wolfenau, and it is a burrito joint. Okay, fine. Okay, I walk in. One, two, three. I walk in. Intro. Hi, welcome to the Wolf andau Burrito Shack. Sorry, I'm going to go across the road.

1:30.3

Oh, well, listen, totally fine if you want to do that.

1:27.9

But what I would say is... to the Wolf and our burrito shack. Sorry, I'm going to go across the road. Oh, well, listen,

1:31.8

totally fine if you want to do that. But what I would say is, when I walk into an independent restaurant, I want the feeling of fizz in my mouth straight away. Well, listen, what I can tell

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