3.6 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 23 May 2018
⏱️ 76 minutes
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It's all Opie and The Cuban! Part road trip, part sitcom, and 100% improv! Opie decides to surprise Carl at Newark Airport. Then it all spirals out of control... as our host has no idea where he had parked his car. In frustration, Carl takes a smoke break. They have a hard time leaving the airport because Opie has a hard time understanding how EZ Pass works. They continue on as Opie records and operates an SUV going about 45 MPH. They talk life, clouds, Vegas, eat at a diner, and even watch vultures... or what they call "Turkey Buzzards" on the north east of the US. Opie even shows signs that he has a lot in common with Rain Man... as he picks through his breakfast. Come along for the ride... from the airport to Carl's Creepy Cabin!
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0:00.0 | That's right, this is the OB radio podcast and I find myself at Newark Airport. |
0:13.6 | I decided to pick up a good friend of mine. |
0:16.1 | He's coming in from a red eye flight from Las Vegas where he was partying all day and |
0:21.0 | all night. |
0:22.0 | He's going to be very, very tired. |
0:24.4 | Before that, he was out in California being a big TV star, filming grocery games. |
0:29.9 | For the Food Network. |
0:31.9 | Of course we're talking about Carl Reyes. |
0:34.5 | I figured the best place to wait for Carl would be outside because I know he's got to be |
0:38.0 | dying for his cigarette right about now. |
0:42.8 | Carl's going to be very, very happy to see me. |
0:49.4 | What's better than having a friend, surprise you at the airport to drive you home. |
0:55.0 | Don't answer that. |
0:56.0 | You're probably answering that right now. |
0:58.9 | Nope, I see him. |
1:00.9 | Carl! |
1:01.9 | Good morning, lab shop! |
1:04.9 | Surprise! |
1:05.9 | I love to house. |
1:13.9 | I love to house, yes. |
1:14.9 | What are they, are you fishing out here? |
1:16.9 | No, I decided to surprise you at the airport. |
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