Ep. 7—How the Muggle Half Lives

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2016

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. We welcome Dobby (creepy bugger that he is), wonder whether the Dursleys need to be quite so awful (definitely) and finally visit the Burrow! Also, Heather catches a moth with her bare hands. Magic.

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0:00.0	Elon Musk has nothing on Arthur Weasley.
0:06.6	You're listening to The Quiddler Podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Magical Motorists.
0:12.2	Harry Potter!
0:13.7	So long as Dobby wanted to meet you, sir.
0:16.3	Such an honor it is.
0:17.8	There is a plot, Harry Potter.
0:20.0	A plot to make most terrible things happen at
0:22.5	Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this year. Harry Potter is valiant and bold. He has
0:28.3	braved so many dangers already, but Dobby has come to protect Harry Potter to warn him, even if he
0:34.6	does have to shut his ears in the oven door later, Harry Potter must not go back
0:40.0	to Hogwarts.
0:41.1	I'm Heather Pricewright.
0:42.2	And I'm Alex Dallenberg.
0:43.8	You're listening to Episode 7, which is also the first episode of Harry Potter and the Chamber
0:49.6	of Secrets.
0:50.4	Here we are in Book 2.
0:51.6	How are you feeling?
0:52.3	I feel great.
0:53.3	I hope Elon Musk hears this,
0:55.0	so he starts making flying cars because gauntlet thrown down. That's what's going to convince
1:02.4	Elon Musk that that's next. In my mind, that's what he responds to. Actually, flying cars are a
1:07.4	terrible idea for a variety of technological reasons, but magical ones work just
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