So while that idiot Donald Trump was America's time improving the economy and eliminating joblessness

and realigning our foreign relations for the 21st century, Democrats are bravely fighting

the truly important battles of our day.

Freshman Congresswoman Alexandria Occasional Cortex, for instance, is striving to keep

the climate from changing.

A battle she says is to our generation, what World War II was to real people.

As in World War II, 18-year-old boys charged off troop ships into withering machine gunfire,

so today 18-year-old boys wearing skirts and sporting man buns scream hysterically at

old men and coffee shops for wearing mega hats.

As in World War II, movie stars and directors left their careers to fly bombing raids over

Germany, so today movie stars and directors sit around the Chateau-Mar Maun West Hollywood

and talk about how stupid Republicans are, not to see the looming threat when everyone

who's anyone knows that if things get any worse, they'll all have to take their private

jets to Geneva just to escape this dreadful dreadful heat.

And as in World War II, politicians risk their reputations to stand against an evil philosophy,

so today, activists shake their fists at the sun for being so bright you can hardly stand

it.

Likewise as once Americans dared nuclear disaster to stand up to the enslaving threat of socialism,

so today Democrats dare economic collapse to bring about the enslaving threat of socialism.

So that even has some of the same words in it.

And as once Americans of all races march despite violent opposition to end segregation in Jim

Crow, so today Democrats of all sexes call people names if they won't agree that a guy

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