Ep 696: Opie's jealous Ex Girlfriend | Oprah and the Maui fires

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🗓️ 14 August 2023

⏱️ 32 minutes

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The Maui fires were so bad that Oprah came down from the mountain top to help out. Also, my love for olives, almost got married back in the day cause hate when people cry, let's play would you if no one will ever know, he would try to tell us that muscle chicks were hot, taking a very jealous girlfriend to a strip club and much. more!

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0:00.0	If you had the fires in Maui and Hawaii, the video coming in is just absolutely devastating.
0:06.8	It was so devastating that Oprah Winfrey came down from the mountaintop and started handing
0:11.6	out blankets to everybody that she put on her giant eye-living Hawaii in the mountains
0:18.5	hat.
0:19.5	And then, you know, people wanted to touch her and they're like, oh my god, you can't touch
0:23.4	Oprah.
0:24.4	She might bite your hand off.
0:25.4	I'm telling you right now.
0:26.6	Imagine if your belly bumps to Oprah Winfrey, oh my god, don't look at her.
0:32.2	Did you make eye contact with Oprah?
0:34.2	She's like, yeah, you know what?
0:35.6	I think I might have to go down.
0:37.1	So these people don't notice that my property wasn't affected by the fires and come for me
0:42.2	with torches.
0:43.2	Uh-oh.
0:44.2	They're looking up at the mountain, the mountaintop where I live and they're like, maybe we should
0:48.5	take over that land now because our homes are gone.
0:52.8	And then Oprah's like, oh my god, maybe if I come down from the mountain, hand out some
0:57.1	blankets for about a half hour, make sure I'm on camera and then get that all out of
1:02.3	there and then sit under my dumb tree and interview some who gives a crap celebrity, I might
1:09.9	be good.
1:10.9	Yeah, let me just throw this out there.
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