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Slack.com slash DHQ. Socialist Venezuela is going up in flames and a socialist tyrant

Nicholas Maduro sends his socialist army to run socialist trucks over anti-government

protesters. Socialist Democrats here in America are saying that socialism has nothing

to do with it. At the socialist New York Times, a former newspaper, socialist editor-in-chief,

blithering provocation the third, explained Venezuela's collapse to a gathering of socialist

over champagne and caviar at the socialist yacht club on park Avenue in 46th Street, saying,

quote, the problem is lads, they did the wrong socialism, don't you know? They did the

sad socialism with bread lines and all that nasty oppression. What you want to do is the

happy socialism with rainbows that showered chocolate caramels filled with magic money

that pays for your health care. Then everything is just peachy.

Unquote. Socialist Alexandria Socialist Acasio Socialist Cortez streamed a video on Instagram

during which she prepared socialist carrot rosettes on a bed of socialist marzipan while

swinging a socialist rambauer shardinay within Tyson aromas of socialist vanilla. In the

video she explained quote, what the Venezuelans didn't understand is that socialism only

works when you move your hands around a lot and speak very passionately to people who

know absolutely nothing about economics or history. It's only when you start actually

doing it in real life that you wind up roasting cats over a trash fire.

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