Leftist universities are issuing new guidelines to help guidance counselors deal with troubled students.

Among the pieces of advice for woke adults trying to help young people maneuver through the difficult college years are these.

If a young woman who looks slim and fit tells you that in spite of her appearance she is obese and needs to lose 50 pounds,

immediately put her in touch with a psychotherapist to cure her body dysmorphic disorder.

If a young man who looks like a young man tells you that in spite of his appearance he is a woman immediately put him in touch with a surgeon to cut off his private parts.

If a young woman comes to you and says she is depressed because her boyfriend is left.

Explain to her that she is a victim of oppressive patriarchal constructs meant to make her believe that women can only be completed in relationship

and recommend that she begin to dress like a hag sleep around like a slut and then shriek in the faces of people who make her feel so very very ashamed of herself.

Then she will have no more problems with men.

If a young man comes to you and says he fears he may be gay which conflicts with the religious beliefs that have always filled his life with joy and meaning tell him to stop believing in God.

If a young person of color comes to you and tells you he feels awkward and uncertain of himself, tell him of course he does.

Everyone hates him because of his race and if he simply explains to all the white students that they have ruined his life by holding slaves before they were born

and must now fork over some sweet sweet reparations he will then feel much better about himself.

With these few guidelines, woke advisors will now be able to guide their students to a better life from the moment they enter college to the moment they hang themselves.

Trigger Warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin, this is the Andrew Clayvin Show.

Well, I'm sure you can hear it after two weeks of doing nothing but traveling and talking. I finally broke myself.

Nol's and I had a great event at Texas A&M yesterday. It was really wonderful. So many people showed up, great students.

And tonight my latest Yaff Talk brings me to the University of Texas at Arlington. I hope I have enough voice left to get through it.

The speech starts at 7pm, probably ends around 7.05. It'll be in the science and engineering, innovation and research building.

Come out, bring a friend and bring some good questions. Hopefully lengthy questions that just drag on and on so I don't have to talk too much.

You know, the new rules of American journalism are a little hard to follow to speculate on the causes of the Notre Dame fire as a great and terrible sin.

The fact that the president of the United States has committed treason is just any given weekday on CNN. To quote Congresswoman Ilhan Omar as despicable words back to her is to incite violence.

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