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On this 322nd day of 15 days to slow the spread,

we have a new proclamation from Unhigh.

Science has declared through a science has chosen priest,

the exalted Dr. Fauci, that although some people

are currently wearing two masks at the same time,

which looks very, very funny,

and I would therefore encourage people to continue doing it,

Dr. Fauci now says it's not going to do anything.

There are many people who feel, you know,

if you really want to have an extra little bit of protection,

maybe I should put two masks on.

There's nothing wrong with that,

but there's no data that indicates

that that is going to make a difference.

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