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The Adam Friedland Show

Ep. 69 – Valero Boss

The Adam Friedland Show

The Adam Friedland Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.710.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2017

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

You probably thought we had something big planned for episode 69 but the truth is i think 69/420 jokes aren’t funny and they annoy me. Sorry to derail the episode description there but it’s true. It’s not a good joke. also it would have been cool if it s

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0:00.0

I'm being gay and I'm back back in business, baby

0:06.5

I'm in the booth the flu something something wicked

0:11.2

Flu mock me out. Yeah, you were fucked up. I'm back. I lost I

0:15.9

Think seven or eight pounds. So there's no longer fat Nick. Yeah, you look good. No, I'm still fat

0:22.9

No, you look better. I lost country got you know what I did. I got an expensive scale did

0:28.2

Shoot's electrodes to your body to tell you exactly what what can I get on it? It says I lost bone while I was sick

0:38.7

That I have I need me to bone loss. I can sick. I can supply with a little bone pal actually

0:44.3

You know you say that as a joke, but a lot of people don't know that stovs dick actually has a bone in it

0:49.7

Yep, really so you always hard I'm stiffed up 24 seven

0:53.6

Oh, that's 25 eight the Greeks evolved from birds

0:58.1

That's why you go back way in all the all the people that had history like way back in time they evolved from

1:03.9

Birds and reptiles and shit and all the newer people like the Irish and

1:08.8

Blacks were apes

1:11.9

No, I read this book

1:14.8

It's cool. I found this like 250 year old book in the library was called it's an old science book

1:20.6

It's old. It means it's good. It's called where those the I why the Irish and the blacks are so dirty by

1:27.2

by professor

1:29.6

George Washington

1:35.2

Highly respected medical and science book and it's time

1:39.6

And it says that if you if you scrub a black person hard enough

1:44.8

Eventually they'll turn into an Irish

1:46.8

Interesting

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